a-different-kind-of-royalty:

I mean the kingdom practically runs itself but we can’t just accept this bookworm nonsense

(via pimpdaddytavros)


blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

(via ahvahtlom)


nedbert:

nedbert:



drag it


im GONNA

THIS POST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BECAUSE IT WAS A SUBMISSION AND IT HAS OVER 12,000 FUCKING NOTES AND IT’S JUST A FUCKING COSMIC BROWNIE AND IT’S TRANSPARENT AND WHEN YOU DRAG IT SAYS HAIL SATAN WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO A FUCKING TRANSPARENT SATAN COSMIC BROWNIE IM DELETING THE INTERNET 

nedbert:

nedbert:

drag it

im GONNA

THIS POST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BECAUSE IT WAS A SUBMISSION AND IT HAS OVER 12,000 FUCKING NOTES AND IT’S JUST A FUCKING COSMIC BROWNIE AND IT’S TRANSPARENT AND WHEN YOU DRAG IT SAYS HAIL SATAN WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO A FUCKING TRANSPARENT SATAN COSMIC BROWNIE IM DELETING THE INTERNET 

(Source: kawozhin, via adiostoreadumb)


ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

(Source: callipop, via ahvahtlom)


turnitonandhide:

otterlogic:

I’m by no means qualified to speak for Carlos, but I hope this cheers you up a bit!

it did.

(via thethespacecoyote)


food-is-glorious:

advicefromadad:

Stop The Beauty Madness is a series of 25 advertisements branded with honest messages that highlight the true “madness” involved in creating and meeting beauty standards. Rice, an author and the founder of Be Who You Are Productions, started the campaign to challenge an internalized belief that a woman’s beauty determines her value.

Have a good look here- X

these are beautiful

(via thegreathomestuckreread)


thresh-prince-of-belairr:

when you see your notp on your dash

(via jaegerkin)


moonemojii:

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
image

(via pimpdaddytavros)


ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via pizza)


shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.
Meeting people,Doing things,The usual business.

shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.

Meeting people,
Doing things,
The usual business.

(via jensen-mccackles)